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[juachoerin]

Do you have to worry about which words to use when referring to bedroom matters, or to bathroom matters, and so on? One expression for home, another for school, another for a party, another for the street? Let's end this nuisance already! Let's have one set of standardized terms for these things, which can be used at all times and in all places. And let's make it regular and systematic, so that all the words follow the same pattern and you can figure out the word you need without having to guess.

For noun concepts, like body parts, we'll use the common "-ium" ending; so a breast is a "titcium" (tit-chum), an ass is a "tuscium" (too-shum), a penis is a "dixium" (dik-shum) and a vagina is a "pucium" (poo-shum). The pronunciations of all the words are shown below to give you the idea; note that there's always an "sh" or "ch" sound in the ending.



Similarly, we use the regular "-ia" for the plural of "-ium", and also for the mass nouns like "piscia" (pis-sha). I show the plurals for those things that come in pairs, but "-ia" applies any time a plural is needed, so three vaginas would be "three puscia" (poo-sha).

And the corresponding adjectives, meaning "of, about, relating to" or whatever, will of course have the "-ial" ending; so a tattoo on your ass is a "tuscial tattoo", toilet paper is "ducial paper", and facts about the penis are "dixial facts". (Pronunciation, of course, follows the same pattern: too-shal, doo-shal, dik-shal.)

Then, for actions, we'll use the "-ion" ending. So regular sex is fuxion, back door sex is baxion, jerking off is jaxion, gay sex is gacion, and a blow job is blocion. (Fuk-shun, bak-shun, jak-shun, gay-shun, blow-shun.) The adjectives again use "-ial", as in "baxial safety hints". The corresponding verbs, naturally, will be formed with "-iate", e.g. "she jaxiated me", with "-ist" for the one who does it, as in "she's a great blocist" (bak-shal, jak-shee-ated, blow-sist).



Heeheehee......Just kidding, guys! ;)

[Dream~Rose]

wow, I just wasted 1 minute of my life trying to possibly understand why? Why does this thread still exist in nature itself?

Also to imply that random = funny. So in fact that this thread in itself does not contemplate the aspect that is random, hense not making it funny.

In other words, I don't understand and it's not funny.

...=D

~D x

[Cel]

I thought it was funny. Ironic that piscia (urine) is one n away la piscina.

The Italian word for pool.

juachoerin: STOP SENDING ME SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES! My mommy said my wee-wee will burn if I pee in the pool.

[juachoerin]

It's funny that you should say that, because peeing in a pool is one of the many delightful gags in "Patty-Cake." This sig links to my article about it.

[Dream~Rose]

Sig is way to big, against rules. Change it now.

[Ginger]

Yes, Juacherin change your fucking signature now, or resize it.


I'm only going to say it once. You have till the end of this day to change it, or else you get your third warning.

[Balerbower]

And the color scheme is just atrocious.

[Ginger]

Haha, that too.

[Xion Nightblade]

The color in the sig wants to make me vomit a rainbow of blegh!