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[King Moonraiser]

(Opening shot: the city skyline during the day.)

Narrator: The city of Townsville...

(Quick zoom out to reveal King Moonraiser watching a PPG episode on TV. The skyline was actually the opening to the episode he's watching.)

Narrator: Oh, no it isn't! It's just some slob watching TV!

(We see boxes of junk food sprawled about the room. Camera fixes on person sitting on the couch.)

King Moonraiser: Hmmmm... This one is supposed to be about the Mayor unknowingly covering up a hole the squirrels use to store their nuts. Then the squirrels get angry and go on a rampage throughout Townsville. Very cute idea! Ah, but Bubbles can talk to squirrels. I guess they'll have to figure a way around that.

(KM cocks an eyebrow and looks up and to his left in the direction of the ceiling.)

King Moonraiser: I wonder... Will she get doused with antidote x?

(Camera shifts to a crowd of people all standing and looking directly at the viewer.)

Crowd: No!

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser: Will she get laryngitis?

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd: No!

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser: Will she get bonked on the head and think she's a squirrel?

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd: No!

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser: Ah, here we go... Oh, she swallowed a fly. What? Oh, that was supposed to be a bee. A bee?! Wait a sec. She got stung by a bee in her mouth? A bee stung her impenetrable skin? WTF?! Why is she wearing a dog collar? I mean it's funny, but...huh?

(KM continues to watch the episode.)

King Moonraiser: Oooh! Here's the part where the squirrels realize their hole is covered. Here comes the rampage! Huh?! They're biting through wood, concrete and steel?! WTF?! Why couldn't they just have done that to the statue?!

(KM continues to watch the episode.)

King Moonraiser: Oh wow! Bullet is back! Oh, now Bullet can talk to the squirrels. Ah, Bullet discovered that the squirrels are angry because of the statue. I guess Bullet is not going to waste any time and go directly to the statue and destroy it.

(Camera shifts to a crowd of people all standing and looking directly at the viewer.)

Crowd: No!

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser: Oh, uh, Bullet tells Bubbles and she destroys the statue.

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd: No!

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser: Um, Bubbles writes down the reason why the squirrels are mad in English and shows her sisters...for some reason.

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd: No!

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser: Then what? What the? Why are they playing charades? Did I miss a scene explaining why Bubbles forgot how to write words? And why is she bothering to explain at all? Oh boy. I can tell how this review is going to end up.

(Camera shifts to a crowd of people all standing and looking directly at the viewer.)

Crowd: Three stars?

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser: No!

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd: Two stars?

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser: No!

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd: Seventeen hundred twenty nine stars?

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser: Yes! I mean...NO! One and a half stars!

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd: Oh...

(The background for the end shot comes up.)

Narrator: And so once again the episode is reviewed—

(KM appears floating in the middle.)

Narrator: Thanks to this guy! Say, does anyone really care what he thinks?

(Sound of the crowd answering in the background is heard.)

Crowd: No!

THE END

One and a half stars

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