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Cel · Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:21 am Post subject: Most Awkward Moment

((If this goes in social chat, please move it))

Basically, post your most awkard moment, or story ever. People will comment, and possibly laugh at you. But hey, they'll laugh at you anyway, right? You can post as many as you want per post, but if you wanna save them, g'head.

Here's mine:

o- I walk into class last year and see a girl reading a pamphlet about veganism/vegetarianism. She sees me interested and asks me if I want to borrow it. I say no and proceed to say the following "Nah, I hate vegitarians." What I really meant was "I don't understand why some people are vegitarians, and some reasons make me hate them." But, I couldn't exactly edit my words in real life. Rather than contridict myself, I go on to explain--for a good 3 to 4 minutes--about why vegitarians suck. She stands up and says "I'm a vegan. So, it's like whatever you said, times 3." And walks away. ((As a note, I don't hate vegitarians, just strongly disagree with it. Wanna start a conversation? PM me.))

Annnnnnnnnd....GO!

Boris Moskovitz · Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:43 pm Post subject:

Long story short: My dad once caught me masturbating. On the next day, we had "the talk." :(

Dragon · Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 141 Location: Satan's Providence

Well one day i was at my dad's house and i was reading through his movies out loud and my dad was in the room... I read "Terminator"... "The Rescuers"... "Pumping Pus..." and before i could even say the last two letters ("sy") my dad leaped across the room grabbed the tape out of my hands... pushed me backwards... and ran out of the room.

He hasn't let me look through his movies since...

Xion Nightblade · Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:04 pm Post subject:

Dragon wrote: Well one day i was at my dad's house and i was reading through his movies out loud and my dad was in the room... I read "Terminator"... "The Rescuers"... "Pumping Pus..." and before i could even say the last two letters ("sy") my dad leaped across the room grabbed the tape out of my hands... pushed me backwards... and ran out of the room.

He hasn't let me look through his movies since...

Very awkward, but you can't beat what's written down below, man

Boris Moskovitz wrote: Long story short: My dad once caught me masturbating. On the next day, we had "the talk." :(

Well....There's a Kodak moment! XD!! You "win" this game, Boris XD

Flare · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 325 Location: gay-central

Boris Moskovitz wrote: Long story short: My dad once caught me masturbating. On the next day, we had "the talk." :(

It happens to the best of us, honey.

Gopher · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 3032 Location: In a hole....

On my first day of college, I showed up 30 minutes late. After explaining my situation to the instructer, I quietly found a desk and set my backpack on it. By "set", however, I mean I slid it on the desk and forgot it was unzipped for some reason or another, and all of my books fell out onto the floor. Everyone stared at me for a while.

I thought that only happens in TV shows.

Elmo · Joined: 31 May 2005 Posts: 620 Location: Sesame Street

Let's just say I was a very serious softball player.

Pixel · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 378 Location: There, not here

Anytime, my dad catches me on perusing this forum, he looks at me with disgust, at the site of this web sites "cartoonish and immature content" and says "oh more Power puff girls? Great, thats really going to help your mental health, you know myles you are so full of shit yadda yadda etc etc."

Flare · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 325 Location: gay-central

Yeah. I don't get embarrassed or awkward, really. I just don't react that way.

Like that time my dad caught me watching porn/masturbating.

Or that one time I had to explain masturbation to my little sister.

Or that one time my drunken friend tried to get into my pants.

Blake · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:36 am Post subject:

The pinnacle of all my embarassing moments happened when I was 8.

It was a typical monday evening at my house, and I was lounging when I was suddenly taken by a horrible stomach virus. I broke out in a cold sweat, got goosebumps and had the most intense fever. So I bolted into my bathroom, and stripped into the nude to keep from getting heat stroke. I stayed there for nearly 6 hours in a sickly daze, when I looked at a comic strip all I saw were blurry colors that made me want to vomit.

I was draped in a small towel as I tried to contemplate throwing up, but I couldn't do it. So my mom ended up saying behind the door to me,"Listen... Do you want to throw up chicken noodle soup, or a burrito."

She cracked open the door and I scurried as much of myself into the towel, and she demanded that I answer. Here's where I got laughed at... The sickly flush left my face as my adolescent mind strained to choose betwwen the soup or the burrito. I chose the burrito, so with a somwhat contained burst of laughter, she handed me the burrito and watched as I looked into it, trying to eat it.

After she left, I knew she had told everyone in the house of what I was doing, and finally I took a bite... And threw up. Then I got dressed took a step out of the bathroom, and with the blissful stupidity only my eight year old self could say, I asked,"I'm done... Could you save the rest of the burrito for me though, I'm not hungry."

I will never outlive this moment.

Dragon · Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 141 Location: Satan's Providence

Heh... one of my most awkward moments... was the first time i ever performed comedy... It was in front of one person... my mom... it was the day before a meeting in comedy club in which i had promised to perform (i hadn't before due to stage fright)... I had two jokes... and my mom was sitting in a chair in front of me...

I made my jokes and got to the punch lines... and my mom... just stared at me.... SHE STARED ME DOWN!!!! And then i got to the next punch line, basically sweating and stammering over words cause i was so frightful that i just wanted it to end... and she continued to stare me down...

after i'm done i waited a couple seconds and then said "So what did you think?"

she's like "I thought it was really funny. I liked it."

I stared at her and said "BUT YOU DIDN'T LAUGH?!?!?"

And here's the best part... she said... "I didn't know i was allowed...."

SHE SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS ALLOWED TO LAUGH WHEN I WAS TELLING AN EFFING JOKE!!!

But yeah... the most awkward part was when i was performing it...

Freakin mothers...

Xion Nightblade · Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:10 am Post subject:

*slasps self in forhead* OY!

Flare · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 325 Location: gay-central

Being in the same room as my boyfriend's ex is waaaaaay up on the scale.

That's always fun.

stephieblossom · Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:53 am Post subject:

I've had so many awkward moments I can't even think of one in particular. Except for that one time when I asked out the guy I had the biggest stupid crush on (and still do). He said I was too young for him, by the way. :cry: :cry:

Mayonaka Hana · Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:44 pm Post subject:

oy, well this particular moment I would never want to live it again. let's just say my boyfriend's mom caught us doing something not too appropriate. She drove me home without saying a word, driving so fast I thought we were gonna crash. Afterwards I couldn't look at her in the eyes. -_-