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King Moonraiser · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:52 am Post subject: Gundam Wing Final Battle

http://gundamwingreading.ytmnd.com/

Gopher · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 3032 Location: In a hole....

Haha, as if Gundam isn't bad enough.

King Moonraiser · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 1:38 am Post subject:

http://digimonsavez.ytmnd.com/

Gopher · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 3032 Location: In a hole....

It's so powerful!

Blake · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject:

I cried when the penguins died and the scintist distored the road.

Fanfics like these can only be matched by the legendary works of Ernest Hemingway, Charles Dickens, and Edgar Allen Poe.

Thank you KM!

Oh jya, here's Part 2. The Wrolds in danger again!
http://digimon2.ytmnd.com/

Gopher · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 3032 Location: In a hole....

Hey, let's have a thread for really crappy fanfiction we've all read. Come on, it'll be fun!

Blake · Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 7:38 pm Post subject:

Like These?
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/181593/

The reviews are just as funny, in a mean way!

Oh, and on another note, I plan to learn how to eat orange juice.

Gopher · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 3032 Location: In a hole....

*Ahem*

"No John, you are the demons."

Xion Nightblade · Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:39 pm Post subject:

Blake wrote: Like These?
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/181593/

The reviews are just as funny, in a mean way!

Oh, and on another note, I plan to learn how to eat orange juice.

I know...I read the reviews and they actually loved them?! I went to one of his fanfics and reviewed and went total awol on his ass and the asses of the reviewers that actually loved the fics...and don't you friggin dare make this into a gay sexual joke.

I however did find someone with class and I thank this person for this certain review

brilliant reviewer wrote: And I thought "Repercussions of Evil" was bad...

Just a few quick points about this one:

- Your spelling, punctuation and grammar are practically non-existent.

- There is no plot. At all. I know five-year-olds that can write better than this.

- The lack of plot not-withstanding, none of what you have written makes any sense whatsoever.

And most importantly;

-PENGUINS LIVE AT THE SOUTH POLE, NOT THE NORTH, YOU FUCKING RETARD!

All in all, absolutely terrible, with no redeeming features of any description.

Apart from that, pretty good.

Yes...that is class...I mean...he did take that dickweed to school at least, lol

Blake · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:24 am Post subject:

Gopher wrote: *Ahem*

"No John, you are the demons."

"...and then John was a zombie."

The End... Poor, poor, zombie John.

Xion Nightblade · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:48 am Post subject:

This is what I said to the idiot author

Xion's message to Peter Chimaera wrote: meh says:
"Oh my god, this is a masterpiece! The best thing I've read in my entire life!!1"

Oh my f**king God, that has got to be the most hilarious quote I've ever heard...because, let's be honest people, this story and all of his stories are piss-poor at best...and I think he's a little kid.

Now I'm going to go somewhere with this that have never been gone before..."Children have no artistry, no real talent...they should stick to what they do best...Looking Cute and Making Shoes in Indonesian Sweat-Shops" quote Adam Sessler

If you love this then you are one hell of an ignorant motherf**ker that needs to be sent for re-education or at least de-programing...the author needs it the most!

Plus listen, dude...your parents wasted so much money on the english language...a language that has done nothing to you and yet you assassinated it yery quickly

Get a damn clue, people!

I realise it now that more should've been said

Gopher · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 3032 Location: In a hole....

You actually wasted your time critically reviewing his story?!

....

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Nothing is funnier than seeing crazy hard-ass wannabes waste time compiling a review that is 3 times longer than the story they are reviewing, spending half of it talking about how they would punch their moniter and use the glass shards to gouge out their eyes (or some other melodramatic response) because of the "obvious" lack of grammer and the horrible spelling. The ones who whined about the grammar and spelling, yet could not spell their own complaints, were the funniest to read. Of course, not that I'm referring to your review Brick. It's not like I could find any grammatical errors in the English language in your review. Nope, none at all.

....

No Brick, those classy reviewers weren't classy at all. Moreso, they had giant cactuses shoved up their asses, which impeded on their ability to let loose and understand humor. Class would have been realizing that no amount of melodramatic whining wasn't gonna make Peter Chimaera change his ways. Either he's an ignorant fool who probably wouldn't understand what you were saying at all, or he is a brilliant satirical genious who was doing it to make a statement about similarly bad digimon fanfics written by children.

It's just my opinion (and mebe benefit of the doubt) that he's just giving us something to laugh at intentionally. And I'm not sure about it, but I remember hearing something about how the one reading the stories in the YTMNDs was actually Peter himself. But I guess that may have been just hearsay.

Xion Nightblade · Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:41 am Post subject:

As for the reviewers with class thing.....Umm yeah...could you or could you not tell that I was pulling your leg?

But as far as I'm concerned...I just felt like saying something, you know...because I was ticked and bored at the same time

Plus I just say there are really REALLY stupid people with bad grammar and no artistry in making a good fic....and that Peter's one of them...It's like he should stick to accounting...BA-ZING!

Gopher · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 3032 Location: In a hole....

You were "pulling my leg"? I don't buy that.

I'm only saying it is foolish to criticize one's fanfiction for spelling and grammatical errors when your very own criticism is filled with them. You might wanna avoid posting while you're ticked or bored if it makes you look hypocritical. If you want to make someone look stupid, then be smarter than them.

Blake · Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 6:12 am Post subject:

Gopher wrote: ...If you want to make someone look stupid, then be smarter than them.

Hmm... I knew I was missing something when I made fun of people.

Oh hey, Xion was pulling Gopher's leg about critiquing the horrible fanfic... What a smart move on his part... :wink: