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King Moonraiser
Joined: 28 May 2005
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| Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:20 pm Post subject: Defeat Satan in Your Sleep |
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http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/
The Armor of God pajamas protect sleeping children from Satanic influence with the power of machine washable cotton/poly blend. They include all the trappings of Ephesians 6:10-18 -- the belt of truth, breastplate of righteousness, helmet of salvation and shield of faith -- except for the "sword of the Spirit." God-damned Consumer Product Safety Commission! |
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Pyro
Joined: 04 Jun 2005
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Location: The Bear's Den
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| WHAT... THE... FUCK... IS... THAT... I'm going to invent anti-God pajamas just to piss off anybody who would actually think that's a good idea |
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Cel
Joined: 04 Jun 2005
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Location: The Star on the Map
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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Dude, I'd buy the Armor of God pjs.
And when the Apocolypse happens when you're asleep, you'll be unhappy that you passed them up. |
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VicViper
Joined: 25 Sep 2005
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Location: Stealin' Nekomimis
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| Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Lets see whats missing: Holy water on the side, Claimh Solais, Longinus Spear for backup. |
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Mayonaka Hana
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Gah, hell ( Bloomington, Ca)
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| Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Sephiroth wrote: Lets see whats missing: Holy water on the side, Claimh Solais, Longinus Spear for backup. Don't forget the rosary for those who are Catholic |
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DarkGunn
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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| It looks like a typical England soccer uniform. |
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Ginger
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Loves it. |
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MeowMix
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Location: United States
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| Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:25 am Post subject: |
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| Is it just me or is that one kid in the picture making a goofy face. |
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Snakelover
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
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Location: in Snake's hat *w*
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| Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:00 am Post subject: |
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| WTF nyo |
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Thrash
Joined: 17 Jun 2005
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Location: Thrashachusetts
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| Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:22 am Post subject: |
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Wonderful!
The relentless slaughter of millions of Muslims in order to recapture the holy lands?
Anyone? |
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Rellik
Joined: 23 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:58 am Post subject: |
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| Da hell? It dosen't work for me?! |
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Orchidion
Joined: 02 Sep 2006
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Location: Asia, Indonesia, Java Island, DKI Jakarta, Jakarta, North Jakarta
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| Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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| haha, cute. So, rosary for the Catholic? Good idea. I`m Catholic. |
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Rocketman
Joined: 08 Sep 2005
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| Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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Thrash wrote: Wonderful!
The relentless slaughter of millions of Muslims in order to recapture the holy lands?
Anyone?
Millions? Even the highest estimate of the death toll of the Crusades is around seven million, with the majority coming from the Christian side. And, as always, most deaths were from disease and other side effects of war. |
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Thrash
Joined: 17 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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So you're saying that out of that 7 million (I heard it was more like 9 million), there wasn't a death toll of of at least 2 million Muslims? Last time I checked when more than one of something comes together, you put a little 's' at the end of it. Just like when a sock and a sock are put together, BAM can you friggin believe it?? A PAIR OF SOCKS. It's called pluralizing my man.
I could continue with a few more examples, but I don't really want to give you the satisfaction of continuing to use historical trivia in an attempt to appear intellectually superior to myself. Not when you have some issues with something we all learned in early grade school. |
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Thrash
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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| I also realize that this thread is older than God, but come on. |
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