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[Dragon]

Kay... so the point of this little thread i've created is not to make fun of each other... that would be basically just like inciting a stupid little riot that no one could do anything about becasue we're all in separate states and hell... even countries....

ANYWAY... The point of this thread: You ever hear those "wicked awesome burns" and can't help but tell the next friend you see what exactly went down or what was said.

WELL NOW YOU CAN!!! You can now catalog burns or insults that you, personally have used or heard in this simple thread.

FOR INSTANCE. My personal recent one that i performed went like this:

some girl in my study hall who's really obnoxious would not leave me and my friend alone... Ever hear of those people who're nice and will only THINK of insults, not say them.... well this girl got on my nerves and she leaned forwards from behind my friend and i and asked: (cause she was doing homework)

Stupid girl: How many chemicals are on the periodic chart?
Dragon: Enough to kill you with.

JUST an example... i wanna hear more. That's were you people come in.

Good luck.

p.s. i realize that this thread might MAKE people go out and just TRY to insult people just so they can have the satisfaction of putting it up here... in which... i definitely condone... go for it. Happy Insultation.

[Blake]

I insult people's intelligence all the time in my autoshop classes. Someone will bring in the car and lift the hood... (and you gotta have good acting skills here!)

Me (looking in the engine compartment in disbelief): Phew! Yep, I've seen that before.

Student: What? What is it?

Me (Point at engine): That's an engine... What you don't know what an engine is? Boy, you're pretty dumb.

Gets them all the time! XD

[Dragon]

Girl i haven't seen in like... 3 years: But you told me that when we saw each other again... we'd talk and be friends.

Me: But i told you that when i thought i'd never see you again!