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[Bang]

This is a simple game. You make a wish, and the next person who posts will grant your wish... but there's a catch. It'll go something like this...

"I wish for 100 dollars!"

Then the next poster would say something like...

"Granted. But the goverment finds out you got a hold of free money and sends FBI agents to tab your phone, go through your trash, read your mail, and make love to your wife."

After the poster grants your wish, they will make a wish of their own. Got it? Ok...

I wish I had a sandwich!

[Pirate Babe]

Granted. But if I were you, I wouldn't let someone like me make a sandwich.

I wish to get out of this eff'n cabinet!!

[Asis]

I think this game was called 'Corrupting wishes' or something like that. Not that it really matters.

@PB: Granted! You get out of Boris' cabinet... only to find out that you forgot your keys inside! You step back to grab them up.. and the door closes behind you.

THE END.

I wish I had a pigball.

[Pirate Babe]

Granted. It might be a bit too good for you(whats a pig ball????)

I wish I could torture Boris!

[Bang]

Granted. You torture and abuse Boris, but he grows up angry, and shoots you in your sleep.

I wish my room was clean.

[VicViper]

Wish Granted But... Your room will get cleaned When Odin gets up from his throne which would be 4,000 years or so in the future...

.....

I wish Money could be duplicated...

[Firefly]

Granted. You duplicate the money but the process takes so long that by the time you're done the economy changes and everyone uses shoes as currency instead.

I wish that I didn't have to pick up my sister from school.

[Bang]

Granted, but you get arrested for child cruelty.

I wish I could draw anime.

[Twilight]

Wish granted. But then your anime becomes so good japanese CEOs hire you to make many mangas and animes, adding so much pressure you end up hanging in your editing room.

I wish I had no more stalkers!

[VicViper]

Wish granted. But now you have rapists waiting outside of Boris's closet, ready to rape you >:).

....

I Wish I could afford one of those futuristic looking fighter jets(Black project), with jet-black chrome coating.

[Firefly]

Granted. You acquire enough money to buy your fighter jet, but it's out of stock.

I wish for wings to fly...

[Elmo]

So you get your wings to fly... but they are only temporary, and your wings suddenly disappear in the middle of flying over only-god-knows-where around four in the AM. You land on top of Boris's house, and he gives you a warning for disrupting the moderator's sleep.

O_O; I don't know either


...I wish homework could do itself. (lozzle..)

[Asis]

Firefly wrote: Granted. You acquire enough money to buy your fighter jet, but it's out of stock.

I wish for wings to fly...
Granted. You receive two beatiful silver wings. With them, you began to travel to the skies everyday. You see the beauty of the sky above the clouds, you travel to far-away places without ever tiring. You watch new cities, find new places, meet new friends.
Then, one day, you lose them. They're simply gone and you'll never get them back. All the doors opened are suddenly closed and it hurts. It hurts now because you now what's on the other side.

I wish I could post faster, goddamnit :/

[Pirate Babe]

Granted. You post faster and then I still post the fastest >D

I wish the computer doesn't hurt my eyes.

[Boris Moskovitz]

It doesn't anymore... because you're blind.

I wish I could forget about that 350 pound, bikini-clad woman with hairy armpits I saw at the beach the other day.

[By the way, I changed the title to make it more appropriate]