Twilight
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:50 am Post subject: Blackmail: (What not to say when talking to RRN members) |
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X3 Basically Elmo thought this thing up, and I do the work~ This is not so much about a certain person, but about many people. This is more of the lines the 'Netkook Stalker' thing, cept...no stalkers involved.
Just post whatever you find insane and kooky while talking to this person. Simple as that. Now, without further ado...(Ryu, Blake and I all witnessed this...)
DARKGUNN DRUNK
Warnings: Swearing, sexual themes (provided by Tenshi)
Yes, Tenshi is over as we speak, and she started most of the madness. SO...here we go!
Blackrose0222 [8:22 P.M.]: YOU
DarkGunn [8:22 P.M.]: o,
Blackrose0222 [8:23 P.M: *smack with a fan*
DarkGunn [8:25 P.M.]: ;.;
Blackrose0222 [8:27 P.M.]: Dx NO EATING MY PETS, UNDERSTAND(*)
DarkGunn [8:27 P.M.]: Whatever
Blackrose0222 [8:27 P.M.]: Good....*sits on*
Blackrose0222 [8:28 P.M.]: ^^ Boys are good to use as cushions
DarkGunn [8:29 P.M.]: >_<
Blackrose0222 [8:29 P.M.]: And Tenshi's python got out, so she stays with me until it's caught
Tenshi: >3
DarkGunn [8:29 P.M.]: LOL
DarkGunn [8:29 P.M.]: I'm sure it will go easy on you
Blackrose0222 [8: 30 P.M.]: Tenshi: xp Shaddap....say.....ever microwave a furby?
DarkGunn [8: 30 P.M.]: I wouldn't even dare touch a Furby, let alone bloody buy one
Blackrose0222 [8: 30 P.M.]: Tenshi: My baby sister had one, she didn't like it anymore, so I made it explode
DarkGunn [8: 31 P.M.]: Heh I thought you said baby sitter
Blackrose0222 [8: 32 P.M.]: Tenshi: ^^ Loser, not able to read <3
DarkGunn [8: 32 P.M.]: Gimme a break, I just got back from a damn gig. I'm drunk, hyper, and shattured
DarkGunn [8: 33 P.M.]: Notice how I haven't made one typo yet!
Blackrose0222 [8: 33 P.M.]: ....
Blackrose0222 [8: 33 P.M.]: shattered** =D
DarkGunn [8: 33 P.M.]: And I can't find the fucking u key on this gay keyboard
DarkGunn [8: 33 P.M.]: Oh there it is
DarkGunn [8: 33 P.M.]: Shag off
Blackrose0222 [8: 33 P.M.]: Tenshi: <333 Nyaaaaa
DarkGunn [8: 34 P.M.]: Hmphdsc
Blackrose0222 [8: 34 P.M.]: Tenshi: Yeesh, chatspeak much? What are ya doing, banging your head on the keyboard?
Blackrose0222 [8: 34 P.M.]: Tenshi: =D
DarkGunn [8: 34 P.M.]: It's askin for it
DarkGunn [8: 35 P.M.]: It was Bomber's bday a while ago
DarkGunn [8: 35 P.M.]: DID YOU DO A STRIPTEASE>!!?>
DarkGunn [8: 35 P.M.]: Oh cool, found the u jey again
DarkGunn [8: 35 P.M.]: FUCKING KEY
Blackrose0222 [8: 35 P.M.]: Tenshi: XD YOU ASKED ME THAT ALREADY YOU DRUNK BRITT
DarkGunn [8: 36 P.M.]: No I asked Twilight.
DarkGunn [8: 36 P.M.]: I think
DarkGunn [8: 36 P.M.]: Oh screw you guys
Blackrose0222 [8: 36 P.M.]: Twilight: *giggle*
DarkGunn [8: 36 P.M.]: Hmph
DarkGunn [8: 36 P.M.]: Damn yanks
Blackrose0222 [8: 36 P.M.]: Tenshi: =D But we're SOBER yanks
DarkGunn [8: 37 P.M.]: Pfft
DarkGunn [8: 37 P.M.]: You're never sober
Blackrose0222 [8: 37 P.M.]: Twilight: ^^ I am
Tenshi: ^^ And I can still SPELL and ACT NORMAL when sober, unlike Mr. "ZOMG PANKCAKFES"
DarkGunn [8: 38 P.M.]: Shag off
Blackrose0222 [8:40 P.M.]: Tenshi: >D Oooo <33
DarkGunn [8:40 P.M.]: Wtf is wrong with you
DarkGunn [8:40 P.M.]: o.o
Blackrose0222 [8:40 P.M.]: Tenshi:....*RAPE!!!!*
DarkGunn [8:41 P.M.]: Rape?
DarkGunn [8:41 P.M.]: I hate rape music
DarkGunn [8:41 P.M.]: Oh waut
DarkGunn [8:41 P.M.]: Wait
DarkGunn [8:41 P.M.]: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Blackrose0222 [8:41 P.M.]: Tenshi:....*has unwanted sex with you while playing rap music*
DarkGunn [8:41 P.M.]: FUCK THAT
DarkGunn [8:42 P.M.]: I MAY HAVE HAD A COUPLE OF PINTS BUT AT LEAST I STILL HAVE TASTE
DarkGunn [8:42 P.M.]: Holy crap... tease
DarkGunn [8:42 P.M.]: Lalw
DarkGunn [8:42 P.M.]: I'm talkign about the music btw
DarkGunn [8:42 P.M.]: Wait, unwanted?
Blackrose0222 [8:42 P.M.]: Tenshi: =O
DarkGunn [8:42 P.M.]: Oh.. we're doing it now?>
Blackrose0222 [8:43 P.M.]: Twilight: =D *clap*
DarkGunn [8:44 P.M.]: SO WE ARE
DarkGunn [8:44 P.M.]: Screw you cream girl
Blackrose0222 [8:45 P.M.]: Twilight: o.o Mew?
Tenshi: D=< CREAM? WHAT, I'M SOME TYPE OF LOTION TO YOU? A BODY WASH
DarkGunn [8:45 P.M.]: ... who are you
Blackrose0222 [8:45 P.M.]: Tenshi: I AM YOUR MOTHER
DarkGunn [8:46 P.M.]: Ewww
DarkGunn [8:46 P.M.]: Incest
DarkGunn [8:46 P.M.]: Oh fuck
DarkGunn [8:46 P.M.]: THAT WAS AWESOME
Blackrose0222 [8:46 P.M.]: Tenshi: o_O;
Twilight: ...
DarkGunn [8:46 P.M.]: Wait a minute
DarkGunn [8:46 P.M.]: You're not a lotion>
DarkGunn [8:47 P.M.]: Why did I even call you cream girl
DarkGunn [8:47 P.M.]: Ni
DarkGunn [8:47 P.M.]: no
DarkGunn [8:47 P.M.]: Wait
DarkGunn [8:47 P.M.]: That was aimed at the other blonde thing
Blackrose0222 [8:47 P.M.]: Twilight: ;-; I-I'm not cream...
Tenshi: *SMACKS THE DRUNK AND BOMBER ACTING BRIT*
DarkGunn [8:48 P.M.]: No one can be British!
DarkGunn [8:48 P.M.]: Only I CAN
Blackrose0222 [8:48 P.M.]: Tenshi: NO, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DRUNK IRISHMEN!!! DANCE NOW!!!
DarkGunn [8:49 P.M.]: Shag off you ditsy yank
Blackrose0222 [8:50 P.M.]: Tenshi: DITSY. *kicks you in the peanuts*
DarkGunn [8:50 P.M.]: What;s a peanut?
Blackrose0222 [8:50 P.M.]: Tenshi: Your cock, it's also the size of the peanut
DarkGunn [8:51 P.M.]: How would you know >_P<M
DarkGunn [8:51 P.M.]: YOu probably see millions of em
DarkGunn [8:51 P.M.]: At the zoo n all
DarkGunn [8:51 P.M.]: I don't even have a chicken
Blackrose0222 [8:51 P.M.]: Tenshi:.....*breaks yours off and crushes it like the tiny thing it is*
DarkGunn [8:51 P.M.]: DAMN YANK
DarkGunn [8:52 P.M.]: I DON'T HAVE A PET CHICKEN
DarkGunn [8:52 P.M.]: Or rooster?
~*~4 MINUTES AND TWILIGHT STALLING TO SEE A YOUTUBE VID TENSHI WANTED TO SHOW HER LATER...~*~
Blackrose0222 [8:56 P.M.]: ^^ You brits have a totally different language
DarkGunn [8:58 P.M.]: Having u in colour isn't different >_<
Blackrose0222 [8:58 P.M.]: Tenshi: :p Still <3
DarkGunn [8:59 P.M.]: >_<
Blackrose0222 [8:59 P.M.]: Tenshi: You're gonna have such a headache after this love
DarkGunn [9:00 P.M.]: I hope not
DarkGunn [9:00 P.M.]: I gotta get up tomorrow
DarkGunn [9:00 P.M.]: Or today
Blackrose0222 [9:00 P.M.]: Tenshi: =D DON'T LEAVE YET, I'M HAVING FUN WITH YOUR BABBY
Blackrose0222 [9:01 P.M.]: YOU***
Blackrose0222 [9:01 P.M.]: Tenshi: XDXD Your babby.....
DarkGunn [9:02 P.M.]: Huh?
DarkGunn [9:02 P.M.]: Argh
DarkGunn [9:02 P.M.]: Knowign my luck I'll fall down that damn stairs
DarkGunn [9:02 P.M.]: Not that it's the first time...
DarkGunn [9:02 P.M.]: actually it is :/
DarkGunn [9:02 P.M.]: Well I done a superman once
DarkGunn [9:02 P.M.]: But that's besides the point
Blackrose0222 [9:03 P.M.]: Twilight: *giggle* Super Dark....
Tenshi: HERE TO REAK HAVOC AND CRUMPETS!!!
DarkGunn [9:03 P.M.]: Better than your over sized burgers and fatty foods >_<
DarkGunn [9:03 P.M.]: YOU GUIYS INVENTED HEARTATTACKS
Blackrose0222 [9:04 P.M.]: Tenshi: =p Yeah well you invented a monarchy, brown disgusting unclean water and unproper bathing habits
DarkGunn [9:05 P.M.]: Yeah well you guys invented BLAME
DarkGunn [9:05 P.M.]: Since you never take responsibility for yourselves
DarkGunn [9:05 P.M.]: When worse comes to worse
DarkGunn [9:06 P.M.]: You blame the poor fucking Mexicans
DarkGunn [9:06 P.M.]: ANyone who builds a city over the San Andreas fault has it coming
Blackrose0222 [9:06 P.M.]: Tenshi: D: But you can't stand gangstas! Admit it
Blackrose0222 [9:06 P.M.]: Tenshi: SO YOU BLAME THEM IN SECRET
DarkGunn [9:07 P.M.]: THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE BLAMED
Blackrose0222 [9:07 P.M.]: Twilight: ._. Tenshi you started something..
Tenshi: Nah I'm done arguin'
DarkGunn [9:08 P.M.]: Better be
DarkGunn [9:08 P.M.]: I just kicked the damn wall because of you >_<
DarkGunn [9:08 P.M.]: And a floppy disk fell on my hand
DarkGunn [9:08 P.M.]: And it hurt
DarkGunn [9:08 P.M.]: Where it ome from I dunno
DarkGunn [9:08 P.M.]: WHo the fuck uses those!?
DarkGunn [9:08 P.M.]: WHY WAS IT THERW
Blackrose0222 [9:08 P.M.]: Tenshi: <333 You do~
Blackrose0222 [9:08 P.M.]: Tenshi: To use it as your sex toy
DarkGunn [9:10 P.M.]: Pfft
DarkGunn [9:10 P.M.]: What could I do with it
DarkGunn [9:10 P.M.]: You can stick it in
DarkGunn [9:10 P.M.]: Not me
DarkGunn [9:10 P.M.]: I could eat it
DarkGunn [9:10 P.M.]: But that's ui
DarkGunn [9:10 P.M.]: IT
Blackrose0222 [9:11 P.M.]: Tenshi: I bet it has pics of my cousin on there, since you WAANT HER
DarkGunn [9:12 P.M.]: Nope
DarkGunn [9:12 P.M.]: It probably has pics of me
DarkGunn [9:12 P.M.]: Whipcream girl (**)
Blackrose0222 [9:12 P.M.]: Twilight: Dx JEEEERRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKK
DarkGunn [9:13 P.M.]: Oh please
DarkGunn [9:13 P.M.]: You loved every minute of it
DarkGunn [9:13 P.M.]: You even admitted something
DarkGunn [9:13 P.M.]: DON'T DENY IT
Blackrose0222 [9:14 P.M.]: Twilight:...Fine ^w^
DarkGunn [9:15 P.M.]: ... Ha?
Blackrose0222 [9:15 P.M.]: Tenshi: *maul*
DarkGunn [9:15 P.M.]: That;s it I';m going
DarkGunn [9:16 P.M.]: Bye
Blackrose0222 [9:16 P.M.]: Tenshi: NO
DarkGunn [9:16 P.M.]: O.o
DarkGunn [9:16 P.M.]: I must be wasted
Blackrose0222 [9:17 P.M.]: Twilight: >3
Tenshi: =D *suddenly has three heads* aejrhrywenngfkgh
DarkGunn [9:17 P.M.]: 0,0
DarkGunn signed off at 9:17 P.M.
(*)-Inside Joke, every time I start the IM I say something nuts
(**)- His nickname for me xp Jeerrrrrkkky Brit....
Blake has one too!! XD
[17:34] Blake: word on the street says your wasted.
[17:34] Blake: drink too much?
[17:34] DarkGunn: Oh yeah
[17:34] *** Auto-response sent to DarkGunn: I'm away right now.
[17:34] DarkGunn: Lemme guess
[17:34] Blake: yeah yeah
[17:34] DarkGunn: Twilight told you?
[17:34] Blake: maybe
[17:34] DarkGunn: So yes
[17:35] Blake: (PERHAPS)
[17:35] Blake: ((YEAH))
[17:35] Blake: that was weird...
[17:36] DarkGunn: HA
[17:36] Blake: Ha HA!!!
[17:36] DarkGunn: I'm ever so...
[17:36] DarkGunn: NOT Drunk
[17:37] Blake: wait till an osifer gives you a sobriety test
[17:37] DarkGunn: What what on what#?
[17:38] Blake: you know... instead of a police officer, you'd call him an osifer instead.
[17:38] Blake: or do you call them constibles?
[17:38] Blake: (If I spelled that right)
[17:39] DarkGunn: hell would I know
[17:39] DarkGunn: I can barely think
[17:39] DarkGunn: God only knows how my grammar and spelling hasn't been affected
[17:41] Blake: you barely am then?
[17:41] Blake: 'I barely think, therefore I barely am.'
[17:43] DarkGunn: :/
[17:43] Blake: dee duh duh duh?
[17:43] Blake: DUR?
[17:43] Blake: =B
[17:43] Blake: LOL
[17:44] DarkGunn: zpdtjmh
[17:44] DarkGunn: aqr4e
[17:45] Blake: O RLY?
[17:45] DarkGunn: fo rly
[17:45] Blake: Are you gonna play some Brotha Metal for me?
[17:45] Blake: if you remember...
[17:45] Blake: ROFL
[17:46] DarkGunn: I remember nothing!
[17:46] Blake: of course you do!
[17:47] DarkGunn: I dop?
[17:47] Blake: yepp yepp yeppidy yep!
[17:50] Blake: "...they bought the same tea kettle!"
[17:50] Blake: "And then and then..."
[17:50] Blake: "SHE SHAT ON A TURTLE!"
[17:50] Blake: LOL
[17:51] DarkGunn: LOL
[17:51] DarkGunn: That's the only thing I do remember
[17:55] Blake: remember, your only drunk after you drink.
[17:55] Blake: but while your in the process of drinking, then your drank, not drunk.
[17:55] DarkGunn: drank?
[17:56] Blake: have you stopped drinking?
[17:56] DarkGunn: Yes
[17:56] Blake: oh, so then your drunk
[17:56] Blake: Had you been still drinking, then you'd be drank
[17:57] DarkGunn: Na
[17:57] DarkGunn: I have to get up tomorrow
[17:57] DarkGunn: Knowing my luck I'll fall down the stairs
[17:58] Blake: no no
[17:58] Blake: That's the earth jumping up to get you...
[18:03] DarkGunn: Whoa
[18:03] DarkGunn: Earth is cool
[18:07] Blake: You like Captain Planet?
[18:09] DarkGunn: Who?
[18:09] DarkGunn: Is that some kind of yanky cereal?
[18:10] Blake: no
[18:10] Blake: that's smoe kind of ghey american cartoon.
[18:10] Blake: *some
[18:13] DarkGunn: About some fag in tights?
[18:15] Blake: rated G
[18:15] Blake: (for gay) |
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