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Pirate Babe
Joined: 03 Oct 2006
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Location: In a great big dictionary..
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:04 pm Post subject: Oddest question you've asked? |
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Read the title,you'll get it.
"Mom..something I don't understand. I mean..how are babies made? Do they just get born because two people are married...or?"
Now that's a question I'll never ask again. :wink: |
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Gopher
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Posts: 2991
Location: In a hole....
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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I went to McDonalds last night asking if they had open Wi-Fi. They had no idea what the hell I was talking about.
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It was a DS related question.
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Seriously, I've seen 'em do it in Mcdonalds restaraunts in Colorado!
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STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
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Bang
Joined: 19 Jan 2007
Posts: 370
Location: Last time I checked, I was here...
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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"Hey Gopher? Do you know my ring size? ..."
Well, I havent said that... yet.
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Pyro
Joined: 04 Jun 2005
Posts: 1375
Location: The Bear's Den
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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Um... Mine was is a question that was asked to me, it was:
"Son, are you gay?" that would be from my father.
"Hey, do you keep your windows locked at night?" I swear it was just a curiosity thing |
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Asis
Joined: 13 Apr 2006
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Location: Buenos Aires
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:15 am Post subject: |
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| 'Have you been a girl your entire life'? |
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Keeper
Joined: 23 Jul 2007
Posts: 466
Location: Computer/drawing place
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:35 am Post subject: |
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"Mom, is it okay to loose your virginity?"
I then experienced Catholic motherly rage. A whole lot of rage. In the vegetable alley in Ukrops. In front of bunches of people. Nice one on my part. :/ |
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Torch
Joined: 20 Jun 2007
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Location: Centerfield
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:27 am Post subject: |
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"have you ever been abducted by aliens"
i always get some puzzled looks when i ask that |
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Gopher
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:41 am Post subject: |
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Keeper wrote: I then experienced Catholic motherly rage.
I can only imagine the horror that followed. |
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Twilight
Joined: 28 Jul 2005
Posts: 743
Location: I'm here but not here so when you get here you won't know I'm here but I will be here
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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| "Mommy, what does fuck mean?" --Me at 3 years old |
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Elmo
Joined: 31 May 2005
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Location: Sesame Street
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| Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:56 am Post subject: |
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I'm sure I've asked a LOT of odd questions...
Maybe it's not odd, but it's the most recent one I remember:
My friend and I went to see Juno (which is a good movie by the way), and at the end there's a scene during the summertime where the two main characters are together and such, and the school track team runs by... so right when the movie ended, I go, "Wait, why is the track team practicing during the SUMMER?!" of course during dead silence in the movie theater, and my friend just starts hysterical laughing... if you saw the movie you would get it more, but I guess it's because it's one of the last things you would ask at the end of that movie. XD; |
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DarkGunn
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
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Location: London
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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"What's a boner?"
I think I was 7 or 8 years old when I asked this. |
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Keeper
Joined: 23 Jul 2007
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Location: Computer/drawing place
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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Gopher wrote: Keeper wrote: I then experienced Catholic motherly rage.
I can only imagine the horror that followed.
Actually, the rage that ensued wasn't as bad as you think. My mom actaully cried more than she did yelling. I think it was the pure shame that I brought her that was so horrifying. Man, I messed up that day. Thank goodness that was 4 years ago.
Also, I like to say my question proves the most dangerous than the oddest in this thread. :P
Learn from my mistakes kids, it'll save your lives.
Or potentially damn them... |
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Asis
Joined: 13 Apr 2006
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Location: Buenos Aires
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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Keeper wrote: Learn from my mistakes kids, it'll save your lives.
Or potentially damn them...
What's the lesson? Don't ask questions? :P |
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