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Pirate Babe

OK, don't be offended:
1.Twilight
2.Bang
3.Gopher
4.James
5.Keeper
6.Chaos
7.DR
8.Boris

CHAPTER 1: He called it betrayel...

"That dress matches your personality perfectly, Onee-chan!" Twilight said, pointing at a lavender and slightly rose dress. Ryu-chan was shopping for a dress for the dance.
"I'm not sure Dark will like it…" Ryu said quietly. Twilight glared and Ryu for a while then took the dress off the rack and gave it to her. "I know Dark better than he knows himself. Just try it on." Twilight said, pushing her into the fitting rooms. She went in the accessories part of the store, because she needed a bracelet that would match her new teal tee. There was a large selection of teal and blue bracelet. One of them had big teal beads with little black ones between each teal one. She tried if on and it fitted perfectly. Her eyes widened when she saw the price tag. 150 bucks. Unfortunately, it was the best bracelet of the entire selection and she only had 30 dollars. I'll just buy one from the 99 cent store, she thought. I think I saw the exact replica of it there once. She strolled around for a few minutes and surprisingly found someone coming out from the other changing room. Whoever it was, she was wearing a dazzling crimson red dress with some sequins at the bottom. Twilight had luckily took a glimpse of that other girl. She opened the door of the girls changing room. She knew she was hiding. "Bang?" exclaimed Twilight "What are you doing here? I thought you didn't even like dresses." Bang, of course, is not the person you would expect to see blushing. Her arms were crossed and she didn't seem happy about what Twilight had said. "I can go wherever I want to, can't I? I thought this was a free country." Bang was right. Why does Twilight care what she does? She should keep her nose to herself. There was a moment of silence until Ryu came out from the fitting room and found Twilight in the other room. "What do you think Onee- Bang? You came here to buy your party dress?" Ryu said. Bang glared at Ryu and gave her that thanks-a-lot look.

I'll finish it later *hides from Bang*

Bang · Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 7:58 pm Post subject:

........... No.

DarkGunn · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 1228 Location: London

^ Emo.

Keep it coming PB.

Gopher · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 2991 Location: In a hole....

Well I think it's sweet to see Bang looking for dresses. Definitely cute! ADORABLE EVEN. HAHAHAHAHA.

....

I'd like to see more PB.

Asis · Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 863 Location: Buenos Aires

Pirate Babe wrote: OK, don't be offended:
1.Twilight
2.Bang
3.Gopher
4.James
5.Keeper
6.Chaos
7.DR
8.Boris
I'm not on the list? HA! Take that! :D
Now I can laugh of you Bang, Gopher and company, instead of laughing with you!

Thanks Peebs, keep 'em coming! :)

King Powerpuff · Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:50 am Post subject:

I'm not on the list either, but I don't find anything offensive about this sort of stuff...yet.

Keeper · Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:54 am Post subject:

You say this to a man who fakes being gay and runs around high school screaming "MANHUMP!" in a jolly snooty man voice. You are a brave one, Pirate Babe. :3

BTW, I love it. Continue on the behalf of being cut in two. Also, Bang, you would look adorable in a dress. :P

Bring it on, Gopher! If you love her, defend her! >=D

Chaosrider · Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 537 Location: Staring your soul

Pirate Babe wrote: OK, don't be offended:
1.Twilight
2.Bang
3.Gopher
4.James
5.Keeper
6.Chaos (YAY ヽ(°A°)ﾉ)
7.DR
8.Boris
Wut.. i'm in the list?

I'm supposed to be happy or sad? :|

(Anyway, good job Peebs.. keep it up, we don't feel offended really... not yet)

Dream~Rose · Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:40 pm Post subject:

Quote: OK, don't be offended:
1.Twilight
2.Bang
3.Gopher
4.James
5.Keeper
6.Chaos
7.DR
8.Boris

=D <3

Great work so far ^^

Pirate Babe · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:30 pm Post subject:

I ish done with chapter one..It's really really really long...You'll have to lay back, take a sip out of the beer can and relax.

"You just had to tell her," said Bang. Those six words made Twilight curious. She crossed her arms and carefully eyed Bang. "Tell me what?" "She's going to the spring dance tomorrow," Ryu blurted out, not noticing Bang's blood-red face. Apparently Bang has this thing about rubber duckies (i.e. Ryu&Twilight) that spread our the juiciest rumors. A moment later, the two forgot about the whole thing and gazed at Bang's glamorous dress. "I'm loving that dress you're wearing, if I do say so myself" Twilight pointed out her dress. "Oh, thanks. I'm going with it to the-" But Bang didn't finish her sentence. She didn't want to. Of course, it's very reasonable, because…Remind me something. Did I really say they stopped talking about the dance? Well, I lied. "I forgot to ask you. Who are you going out with?" asked Ryu, in her cute voice. Bang pretended to look at a dress she liked, to get out of the conversation. "Nobody. I'm going alone, actually." She walked to the cashier and paid for the dress. But she kept it on, she didn't place it in a bag. I'm guessing to show her oh-so-obvious date. When she walked out, she stopped suddenly. She stopped so quickly, her ponytail brushed against her cheek. Why did she stop, you ask? Someone was blocking her way. But the moment she realized who it was, her heart melted. Now ,if you still didn't guess who it was yet, you are a big fat idiot. "Coincidence much?" he said with a smirk. It took Bang a while to react. She was still sinking in her thoughts, then she returned to her normal self. "Oh hey, Gopher. What brings you here?" she asked. He slowly raised an eyebrow. "I thought you told me to come by the mall to see the dress you picked out for the dance tomorrow" Bang heard Ryu and Twilight slapping their own forehead and probably thinking, how stupid they are. Du-oh, of course Gopher was her date. He grinned and took a step closer to Bang. "This is the dress? I'm falling in love with you all over again…" he said, before he had lightly kissed her cheek.(SHUT UP) As for Ryu and Twilight, they were making a cute heart shape with their hands http://www.meoc.org/Images/hand-in-heart-2.jpg and saying "Aww". Bang glared at them, thinking of ways of killing them in her mind. She went back to Gopher and said "OK. I'll see you tomorrow, Goph. Bye." Gopher waved to Ryu and Twilight and kissed Bang good-bye. He walked out of the store. "You are so cute together, Bang!" said Ryu. Bang pulled down her ice-cap on her eyes even more, and walked away, slowly raising up a certain middle finger behind her back.

At the dance, Bang was still getting ready in one of the dressing rooms. She put on her red lipstick on, so when she kisses Gopher, the lipstick mark would be a "Property of Bang" sign. Her fingers pulled her ice-cap off and she covered her eye with some of her hair. She hummed a tune that was one of her favorite songs. The trees rustled outside of the room and the breeze whistled through the little crack in the window. But another noise was heard, and it definitely wasn't the sound of nature. Footsteps. Maybe just a raccoon searching for something to nibble on. The unknown creature walked closer the window. As soon as Bang noticed, she realized it wasn't a raccoon because a raccoon a) had fur all over and b) didn't have a red wing and a blue one. He opened the window and slipped in. "What the hell are you doing here, James? Get out!" Bang screamed. But it was as if she didn't say anything, since he just approached Bang without care. Repeating his name just didn't help either. When he was only 3 inches away from her he stopped. Just like that, stopped. He rubbed his head "Where am I?" Bang crossed her arms and said "How should I know?" It took James a few seconds to realize that Bang was standing right in front of him and to blush. "Bang, umm…I…" Placing his hand on the door handle, he continued " I-I have to go…" He turned the handle slowly but then he took it away and looked towards Bang again. Even closer. Bang tried punching him in the stomach, but she missed. He put his hand around her waist and kissed her. She was still confused and finally understood what was happening. James's tongue was sticking in Bangs mouth. And worse of all, someone was knocking at the door. Oh shi- ,Bang thought. Oh shi- indeed. It was Gopher. (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN) "Bang, are you in there?" She tried to pull away, but he just held her closer. Tried to loosen the grip, but he just squeezed tighter. Suddenly, the door flew open and a very – VERY - pissed off Gopher stood there, his jaw on the floor." What the hell? Bang, I can NOT believe this! You two-timer @#$%^ !" Gopher exclaimed. He headed outside, slamming the door shut. Bang had no choice. She kicked James in the balls so hard, he fell on the floor. She sat on the chair next to James and put her head in her hands. One tear fell from her eye on to James. Believe it, Bang was crying. She sniffed and tried getting over it ,but she just kept on. One of the tears that fell on James made a "Pffzzt" sort of sound. When she got closer she gasped. A mind control device. James didn't want to kiss her. Someone made him do it. And on the device were words. Smoochie, smoochie. Signed: PowerRuff Girl. PowerRuff Girl…She made James kiss Bang. But why? Why would she do that? Did she want Gopher for herself? But the answer was still beyond all of that…

Oh and Bang? As my one of my favorite sisters would say...
Dream~Rose wrote: ohyezzzz

Dream~Rose · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject:

omfg, this is great!!

Pirate Babe · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:09 pm Post subject:

<3 Thankies! I spent the whole break in school writing it.

Torch · Joined: 20 Jun 2007 Posts: 501 Location: Centerfield

uhh it's good Peebs

i cannot for the life of me write this much stuff at once

Elmo · Joined: 31 May 2005 Posts: 611 Location: Sesame Street

N'aww, I loves.

...But why isn't Elmo at the dance? You know she can dance the night awaaay ;D haaaay.

Asis · Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 863 Location: Buenos Aires

Elmo wrote: ...But why isn't Elmo at the dance? You know she can dance the night awaaay ;D haaaay.
Y'know, I was missing the Elmo's Third Person speech (trademark)
Good to see it's back :)