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Twilight's Child
Joined: 28 Jul 2005
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Location: In a world of madness, watching through my looking glass
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:38 am Post subject: ~CRACK PAIRING THEATER~ |
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Rules are simple peeps:
1.) Choose two unlikely RRN people to have babies.
2.) Write a 200 word or more story about them.
3.) Post it on here.
4.) Winner gets an illustration to their story.
^-^ Any questions?
"I do, I--"
Good! 8D I'll make a list of people:
Girls
Twilight
Dream~Rose
Ryu-Gemini
Elmo
cutie puff
TMB Power
Bang
Belle
Pirate Babe
Space Toaster
Blaine
Boys
DarkGunn
Keeper
Vic
Gopher
Boris
Moonraiser
Rellik
Pyro
Chaosrider
Skid
Asis
Get cracking~!!! ....And there can be Yaoi (guyxguy) and Yuri (girlxgirl). ^_^
EDIT: Pfft, Elmo said she didn't like to go in the rp thread, so I moved it to insanity. >_>;;; |
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Elmo
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 917
Location: Sesame Street
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:00 am Post subject: |
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VIC + KEEPER
Taurus and Scorpio:
Taurus is the opposite sign of Scorpio in the zodiac. These two signs can produce power, money and families together. A minor flirtation could become major over time and may lead to marriage. There is physical attraction and plenty of sensuality when these two hook up. Taurus finds Scorpio possessiveness very attractive. Scorpio demands loyalty from love relationships. So does Taurus. This is a rewarding combination that has both long and short term potential. Sex can transform them and love may take them both by surprise. Taurus is a sexual keeper and sexy Scorpio should make sure they don’t let this sign get away. Go slow in sex but fast with courtship. If Taurus lets Scorpio get away or vice versa, both could live to regret it.
Compatibility Rating: 4/4 STARS
MUAHAHAHAHA >DDDD |
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Twilight's Child
Joined: 28 Jul 2005
Posts: 997
Location: In a world of madness, watching through my looking glass
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:06 am Post subject: |
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XD!!!!!
I'll allow Elmo to do this in place of a story, because she's awesome <333 |
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Twilight's Child
Joined: 28 Jul 2005
Posts: 997
Location: In a world of madness, watching through my looking glass
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:57 am Post subject: |
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Pairing: Boris and Elmo (THEY HAVE CHEMISTRY DAMMIT)
Title: Decode
Type of story: Songfic (The lyrics don't have to count as words!)
How can I decide what's right
When you're clouding up my mind?
I can't win
You're losing sight
All the time
She didn't know what hit her.
All she could do was stare into his coal and sarcastic eyes as he had her against the cold stone wall, their gazes never leaving each other.
"You did it again, Tesa...." he whispered her real name in a low tone, making her shudder. He used her real name, that wasn't good....
Not gonna ever own what's mine
When you're always taking sides
But you won't take away my pride
No, not this time
Not this time
"What DID I do, you never tell me what I do and just give me strikes or sly remarks!!" Her response surprised the older boy, usually she was quiet or just glared at him. But she spoke up this time?
Heh.
"Hmmm, temper temper. You shouldn't snap at moderators like that...." came the soft cold hiss of his voice, the sound soon being deafened out by the younger RRN member's cry as he pushed her harder into the wall, their bodies crushing together.
How did we get here?
I used to know you so well
How did we get here?
Well, I think I know
"....You know and I know I don't do anything wrong....you just pick on me for some reason." Elmo hissed as she struggled from the position that her superior had her in.
"Mmmmm, now accusing me of things I do not commit? You're being a bad girl today Tesa..." he clicked his tongue.
"STOP SAYING MY REAL NAME!!!!" Elmo yelled and pushed at him.
[i]The truth is hiding in your eyes
And it's hanging on your tongue
Just boiling in my blood
But you think that I can't see
What kind of man that you are
If you're a man at all
Well, I will figure this one out
On my own
(I'm screaming, "I love you so")
On my own
(My thoughts you can't decode)
"And you're trying to harm me as well." Elmo shook at his cold glare on her, feeling the deceit and secrets hidden in those gray hues. She knew she did nothing wrong, why was this happening to her...? Why....? Elmo always thought she knew him so well, knew his sly remarks in posts throughout the threads and his sarcasm....
How did we get here?
I used to know you so well, yeah
How did we get here?
Well, I think I know
....She never knew about this....
"I won't ban you though...." a smirk.
Do you see what we've done?
We've gone and made such fools
Of ourselves
Do you see what we've done?
We've gone and made such fools
Of ourselves
".....They'll know what you're going to do..." Elmo whispered shakily, a blush covering her face as their noses now touched.
"Ah, but that is the thing dear Tesa: Power can cover up so much...."
How did we get here?
I used to know you so well, yeah
How did we get here?
Well, I used to know you so well
I think I know
I think I know
She knew that....She knew everything now as she felt his mouth cover over hers....and she felt herself return the gesture.
There is something I see in you
It might kill me
I want it to be true
'I guess there are somethings in both us that we don't know about....or we just want to be true....' was her only thought before she let herself fade away.
((8D TA-DAHHHHHHH!!! By the way, I'm not counting myself in the contest. xD If you want me to draw an illustration, I will~ )) |
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Elmo
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 917
Location: Sesame Street
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:14 am Post subject: |
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O______________________________________O;;;;;;;;;;;
KAT, WTF?!? XDDDD;;; |
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Twilight's Child
Joined: 28 Jul 2005
Posts: 997
Location: In a world of madness, watching through my looking glass
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:15 am Post subject: |
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| 8D BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! |
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Elmo
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 917
Location: Sesame Street
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:36 am Post subject: |
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I am SO gonna get you back!!!
You're goin' DOWN, playa!!!!!! |
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Twilight's Child
Joined: 28 Jul 2005
Posts: 997
Location: In a world of madness, watching through my looking glass
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:49 am Post subject: |
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| >8DDDD BRING IT ONNNNNNN! |
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VicViper
Joined: 25 Sep 2005
Posts: 654
Location: Stealin' Nekomimis
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:54 am Post subject: |
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(this is going to be short since, I'm not that great when it comes to these :p but I figure I'll do this anyways )
Pairing: Vic/Space toaster
It all started just like any normal day on a casual Monday, which was like any other boring repetitive day... The usual morning routine like scratching my butt everytime that I get up, morning stretches, getting my usual breakfast, drinking my cup of joe, brushing my teeth, and go outside and just recently shout my usual "LOL, SUP MAH' NEIGHBORGZ".
So I come back in after getting the newspaper while i sit back down and, zip my coffee when all of a sudden, a loud *CRAAAASH* was heard that could wake up the living dead if there were any. It was space toaster that apparently came crashing through the roof and with a raucous voice, I permanently shouted "HOLY SHIT!! That scared the freakin' crap out of me!!". After that Crazy CRAZY entrance I just witnessed, "aww, is VICCY WIGGY IGGY bored as usual?! ^-^" Space toaster said. "Uhh, dear, I'm not usually bor--" I responded while being cut off. All of a sudden, toasted shouted "I know what will make your day alot less boring, those.... SEEEEXXXYYY OOGLY BOOBLY CLEAVAGELY OF A DANCING GIRLS ^u^! Snaps finger". And with the snap of her finger, the dancing girls that she was mumbling about, suddenly came through the front door and with such a sight as heavenly as this, my whole expression turned from a *snore* booorriinngg* to a "HOLY PANCAKES" expression with my jaws dropping. "holy PANCAKES, I know I ain't dreaming <3 ^~" I was thinking And that's when they decided to come right over to where I am "Oh space toaster, I luvz youz SRSLY TuT" I finally said. "Once again, my bosom has saved the day ^3^" space toaster finally responded. "this is heaveeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn *u*!!...*dies*" was my thought.
(Yeah, it's terrible... Apologize for the lowsy writing, don't usually do this that often.. and that it's late, kind of trippin' in my post).
EDIT: Just changed some/added some stuff for the heck of it.
EDIT: Removed the last paragraph because it was so, out of place yah. |
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Elmo
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 917
Location: Sesame Street
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:20 am Post subject: |
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| Hey Vic, how much crack did you take before you wrote that? XDD; |
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VicViper
Joined: 25 Sep 2005
Posts: 654
Location: Stealin' Nekomimis
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:23 am Post subject: |
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Too much to the point where I don't even know what the hell I was just thinking when I wrote that xD;;; don't think I'll be doing something like this again x_X anytime soon (half asleep afterall :p )
Oh and also, *sees my pairing partner*.... Time to pay the consequences *ties you up and reels you slowly into a pool of acid*MUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAAAH >D! |
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Chaosrider
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 811
Location: Inside your mind
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:47 am Post subject: |
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Pairing: Blaine and Chaos
Title: The Angel and The Demon
Type of story: RPG porn, lol
It was a night, covering the moon's lights and sunking everything in darkness, A angel was sent to a mission in the earth.. helping to create miracles.. to help the people, she was sent alone from heavens without company to earth, which sometimes has been a hard work for her to accept and deal with it.
Her name was Blaine, she had blonde hair, white robes, she had magical wings, she was the most cutiest angel on earth and was the envy of anyone, even the demons speak of her as the savior of wicked hearts.
A laugh could be heared between the depths of hell, when a merely demon was interested about her. I'll take care of her, he smirked as long he departed to earth. Demons were asking each other what's so special in one angel and why he took the news so much important, nobody knew.. in the earth.. anything can happen
One night, The demon appeared searching for her in a dark alley, his crimson eyes were staring at her so much, he was like a stalker approaching to her so closely with each breath, a pressure could be feel in Blaine's back as long he turned her head smoothly to see the demon's boy face saying "Hi".
Blaine turned back hiding her face from the demon and asking without reason, who're you?
The demon smirked, wearing a typical bandanna around his head, horns on his head and demon wings behind him. My name's Chaos, nice to meet you, my sweet and lovely angel. He slowly whispered sounds to her ear.. some dirty moans to make her feel umcomfortable, The angel looked away and hide her face with her wings.
The demon's suspired for seeing her in such a cute motion replied: ">3, don't try to hide it", you know you want it, your body is desiring it", while Chaos quickly licked Blaine's neck
Blaine shudders and cling to the halo on her head, saying "NO, i won't, I mustn't do such sinful things"
Chaos gently hugs her from behind, whispering her more moan noises, Blaine couldn't help in blushing anymore and backed away of him... his dirty thoughts was reaching to her, so Blaine runned till she was totally cornered by a brick wall with no escape.
Why are you insisting, i know you want to >3, Chaos answered
Blaine desperately calls his servant Cero, who is a angel protector.. but the signal haven't reached to heaven and she was wondering why.
CERO!!, Blaine screamed
Where's you Cero now to save you?, You're in my world...and there no way out.. you should know that you should be free if you show me some love in that little face of yours :3, Chaos smiled
Blaine replied with a "No"
At this, Chaos the demon said: "Well.. then i'll force you my dear angel, if i can't have your love then nobody will", Chaos grabbed softly Blaine's face and kissed her lips passionately. Blaine blushed and tried to struggle out of the kiss but there no way around it, the kiss was so passionate, so full of love, she had to give into it...she suddenly kissed back without thinking, this demon's tempting ways were too powerful for a lone Angel as her.
You like it, my sweet angel, Chaos blushed and closed his eyes while he was kissing her lips. She let out a gentle moan to show her affection, but tears came from her eyes, it was so wrong...but it felt so right. He rubbed her face gently, his kiss was made of pure love.. so tempting and forbidden, he dived his tongue in her mouth.. so passionately she gasped as she felt his tongue go into her mouth and caress hers, her face was as red as a cherry,she wanted this to end now...but she never wanted it stop.
Chaos runned her fingers through the back of her head, while gently his tongue was playing with hers, Chaos blushed as he was enjoying this, after the passionate kiss, he looked to her eyes and kisses her neck like a vampire does with his victims, he was loving how the angel expressed her feelings in her face, he loved how much she was enjoying this so he licked Blaine's neck in the middle of the ecstacy*
Blaine whimpered as she let him touch,kiss...Lick...down her...she wanted to pull away...she wanted to run...hide...but something in the back of her mind told her to stay...to enjoy the moment...to love him...*
Chaos slowly went down the Angel's clothes and with his mouth slowly opened them all, leaving the poor angel nekkid, the demon blushed at the cuteness with which the angel was looking at him, the temptation of touching became uncontrollable, Chaos wanted to feel the Blaine's skin so he jumped at her and kissed her chest in joy*
Blaine moaned out as Chaos kissed her chest in pleasure, she gave in, no denying, it was love he had for her, did she feel the same? She couldn't tell, but there was spark between the two, no matter if they were different...his red eyes looked into her blue ones, she was full of blush, "w-why me?".. she said
Looking at her, she couldn't help the fact she was pretty.. "those blue eyes had me hypnotized" he spole, she fondled her chest with pleasure and sucking all of her skin till Blaine were screaming in pleasure, Blaine smoothly said "Why me", at which chaos responds: "Because i love you".
In such scene, Chaos quickly dispatch his clothes and prepares himself to make love with her, they were nekkid, so intimate and as long he was walking he came close and asked to the beautiful Blaine "would you like to become one with me?", Blaine was exhausted, sweating at such pleasure and wishing for more, the demon looked at her, staring each other as a lovely pairing
P-Please....no... she choked out in heavy breaths, she knew it would be even more wrong to go that far...but the demon would find her one way or another, to hear her cries, to please himself and her...to make her unclean...she couldn't escape...he could do what he wanted no matter what she said*
Well.. i'll have it my way and you'll like it! >P Chaos quickly grabbed his manhood and opened the Blaine's legs, he was prepared to take the virginity of this angel.. but he liked to do this, cause he felt love for this angel and he didn't wanted this moment to end so quickly. At this he grabbed his dick and pressed it against the angel's pussy, it could be seen there's some blood since she's still virgin, the demon didn't care and licked the blood saying* you shouldn't worry, you're mine now.
The Angel screams were piercing to a human's ears, but it only made the demon laugh darkly, he was hers, and she couldn't do anything about it now...he was Evil...pure Evil...*
Chaos laughed to the angel's hopes, but he somehow felt guilty to take over her virginity so he tried to calm her down, and saying that everything is gonna be ok. The demon opened his heart to her, saying her* "I love you, everything is gonna be ok". Not obstant he assumed a dirty position and stroked his dick into her more, the ecstacy became uncontrollable.. moans could be heared everywhere
His calming tone only scared her more, and through her moans, she cried, tears came down her face so much, you could only feel pity for her now as he went to his demonic ways*
Chaos feel pity of the angel while she was seeing tears coming from her eyes, by that moment, he hugged her closely, while the demon calmed her saying "Don't cry". "I don't like to seeing you sad, since the first day i saw you in heaven, i wanted to talk with you, but you know that our difference is so notorious.. we're so far away and i wanted you to notice me, i wanted to let you know.. that i love you, and i know you don't like me this way.. but can at last be with you?" he stopped and smiled to Blaine who was still nekkid and crying, he suddenly offered her hand and saying that he's sorry.. but he wanted some love in this world because everyone treats him like a filthy creature*
Chaos hugged her closely waiting a answer for her, waiting that his words can arrive to her heart*
Blaine had no idea why he was suddenly being so nice, this was her enemy...a demon...her eyes showed confusion...still tears came...she didn't know what to htink of him...he acted so Evil...yet now so caring...it made no sense*
Chaos looked her eyes so sincerely, behind his appearence.. he was only a boy wishing for love, his wings and horns were only to intimidate people.. that's why he only wanted love by the force.. the angel showed so concerned and confusing, that's why the demon just stared to her eyes, without saying nothing.. he loved to look those hypnotizing eyes.. he fell in love with the angel, and wanted to open her heart to let him give a chance, the demon felt a air of lonelyness going through his hair but he still stared to the angel's eyes, in such a romantical motion, waiting for a kiss of true love*
Blaine the Angel looked into those crimson eyes and saw what he asked for...love...she placed her hand on his cheek..."you didn't have to force me to do it"...her voice was still sounding Innocent as ever
Chaos looked to Blaine's nekkid body and holding a breath.. he said "sorry, but this was the only way i could be with you, a demon and a angel can't be together you know.. but since the first time i saw you.. i fell in love with you and i know a filthy creature like me, will never be aside a angel like you, that's why.. no matter how it takes i want to show you that i love you", The demon replied blushing.
Blaine's eyes opened and saw he meant what he said,and she gave him a small smile and kissed his cheek," it doesn't matter what you are...as long as your Heart is in the right place..."
Chaos was conmovied by Blaine's mercy, he just get closely enough to her, the angel's charm was so irresistible and the demon came close to her to kiss her while he replied with such a beautiful voice "Thanks for accepting me for how i am". And through the difference of halos and horns, both persons ended loving each other no matter the circunstances and lived happily together
THE END! |
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Blaine
Joined: 20 Jul 2007
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow with Charlie the Magical Unicorn
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:04 am Post subject: |
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| *epically dies* My Lord XDDDDD this is...wow...*covers face and hides behind Tesa and Kat* |
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Chaosrider
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 811
Location: Inside your mind
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:28 am Post subject: |
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XD
Wut?, I liked the story *kekekeke* >D |
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Space Toaster
Joined: 20 Dec 2008
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Location: In your undapants
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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*teehee* Oh my. :3 I don't just wander around making dancing girls appear, y'know....wait, what am I talking about, of course I do.
*drags Vic off* Let's go make babies. |
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