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DarkGunn
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
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Location: London
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:52 pm Post subject: Sooo... I just saw Dragonball: Evolution |
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It was soooo bad it actually made the movie funny, we all laughed through the whole thing. There's a lot not to be liked about it.
Goku is in highschool and for some reason is the high school nerd (one sign is that he rides a bike to school and the other teens have sexy sports cars). He also gets bullied by people he could destroy.
Absolutely no character development, Goku went on Chi Chi faster than you could say the word "rape". One minute Bulma wants to kill Yamacha next minute she "likes" him, then loves him. We know nothing about the characters, their motives etc, nothing. Only way you can know is if you've seen the Dragonball Series
The scenes proceeded very quickly to the extent you could predict what was going to happen next and had no sense of time, for example when Gohan dies (yes Gohan is still actually alive) he tells Goku he only has 2 weeks to gather the dragonballs, the next scene it was dusk and they has only a week left to gather them, the scene after that was night time and they only had two days left to gather them!
Goku came to earth through a meteor, so he isn't a saiyan. He can transform into Ozaru without a tail when the full moon is up (so he's a werewolf) and Ozaru isn't huge, he's a little werewolf thing.
The Kamehamaha wave is an"Air bending" technique.
The Kamehamaha wave can actually bring people back to life!
Bulma's personality is wrong, she was never that agile/strong/awesome. She also sounds like a man
Yamcha sounds like an American surfer, the "Duuuuuude" type
Piccolo has an airship, he needed one...?
Roshi said the only way to defeat Piccolo was to do it at the tournament, but they never even fought at the tournament!
The fighting scenes was crap, and only lasted a maximum of 2 minutes
The only decent fight was between Bulma and Mai
The fight between Goku and Piccolo is seriously short, and unbelieveably shit. Goku only won because he literally, BELIEVED IN HIMSELF.
Roshi dies at the end so they use the Dragonballs to revive him when Goku could've used the Kamehamaha wave to revive him.
Shenron is pronounced "Shenlon"
Shenron isn't the massive dragon we remember him as, he's a little turd (though he looked pretty cool).
No Krillin.... there was every need to have him and any actor could've played as him... like minime!
The only thing they got right was that Roshi is a pervert and Chi Chi is hot?
Watch yourselves, I only recommend watching it while high (We did that, that's why it was funny), if not then stay away! |
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Sean
Joined: 01 Sep 2008
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Location: Long Island
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Wow, its that bad? Best make one of my friends watch if before I do. :lol: |
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Xavior The Lycan
Joined: 28 May 2005
Posts: 1805
Location: The Lycan's Den
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| Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:15 am Post subject: |
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| Gods, I knew it was going to be a horrible polished turd, but it was just plain horrendous...it was a lot easier to count the stuff they had right then the shit they got wrong...and what's worce is that they're planning to make 2 sequals to it! I am not shitting you here....Oh gods, I can just picture it now....Tom Cruise as Vegeta *SHUUUUUUUUUDERS* |
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Hana~Flower
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 962
Location: Cal-eee-foe- nia! (was not born in Mexico)
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| Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:20 am Post subject: |
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| ^NOO! Don't say that! Vegeta is my favorite character! I'll literally cry if they ruin his character that bad! just kidding, I'm not that obsessed. |
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